Rocket Man Kim
Rocket Man Kim jong-un flies through the infinite yonder on the rocket that President Trump gave him so that kim would quit being a "Crybaby Walker" on the world stage.
When president Trump called Kim jong-un the "Rocket Man" the other day Kim made a statement telling the world why he wants a rocket so much.
Kim revealed that his only dream in life is to ride on a Rocket into outer space and take a shit in space and call it the DPRK #2.
When president Trump learned that kim really is the Rocket Man Trump was all to kind to make everyone's favorite chubby little lunatic Bastard's dream come true.
But what Kim wasn't smart enough to envision is that trumps little Gift would blow Kim straight to Hell.
